Fur People

 

My wife loves her critters.  The kids are so-so about them.  I don't like them.  I don't like them not because they are dogs...but more because they are like billy goats.  They are destructive. They eat furniture, clothes and paper. The fuckers ate up my cords to appliances!  The $1800 vacuum, our iron, and now the wind tunnel/Honey well turbo fan.  I love that freakin' fan.  Now we only have them funky cheap fans that we got to use...of course The Goddess ain't moved...these are her critter children.  

 

From the jump I did not want them.  Why?  Because I usually end up taking care of them.  They are huge responsibilities.  I already have kids to take care of. I don't wanna be scrubbing piss and shit out of the carpet.  I don't wanna have to buy puppy food, take them for shots, grooming or walks...None of that!!!  So I tell the Goddess this before we get them.  She claims she will take care of em.

 

One day as I am going to the kitchen to eat some breakfast before work...I notice by our sliding glass door that leads to the back yard..doggy turds.  Disgusted and frustrated I walk away from them funky chunks.  I leave em where they stand.  That is nasty but...as I believe the moment you start an action...it will be expected all the time.  I said from the jump...I ain't taking care of em.  So The Goddess is pissed because I left doggy turds in the carpet for them to clean up 2 hours later after I witnessed it.  I told her why... and she shits on my judgement.  I don't care!  I ain't taking care of em.  I did not want them.

 

I already know ya'll are like stubborn ass!  So what...I didn't want em.  Now we got spotted carpet where their lil ass pissed all over the place.  Guess what...?  We got to kick out bucks to get carpet cleaned...and they will just do it all over again.  Grrrr...I truly believe nubians shouldn't have dogs...because through my nature I don't take care of em like I have witnessed the Caucasians do.  They treat em like buddies and homies.  Fuck that!  You are what you are doggy!  So that is what I expect them to be like ....doggies.